Dere gonna be a black homey (what other kind of homey you think son?) in da WHITE house. We gonna rename it Da BLACK HOUSE! DAS RIGHT!
When dey get dat dere Michelle Obama, she be changing her name to Tawanda! You see! The White House will become all boarded up, with fried chicken on the front lawn and tons of homeys riding bikes and smoking crack on da front lawn. When Air Force One come home with Big Poppa, all the crackies will have to move over so they can land that shit!
On Homey’s first day in da White House, it be looking like this.
But after about a year three hours the Obamas house be looking like this:
[...] Yo. I jus paid da bondsman, and I needa give a shout out to dat nukka Luda. Somebody finally said it–somebody other than AfroShizzle! [...]