Well damn. Homies no be writing shiznit because we done gots ourselves ARRESTED. Weez just standing around looking at Tawana’s breasts, they be spilling out of her tanktop like a soo-namie! Den, we’s just standing around and dis guy comes up and he’s like, “I gots me some extra crack and I know you be wanting some, so how’s about it?” I never smoke crack before I swear your honor! So den we buys the crack and next thing I know I be getting handcuffed and thrown in jail! Damn! I just got outs of here last Wednesday, I be thinking.
Den we have court and I get 60 days in the slammah! I ask for a bit of leen-eencie so I can gets out in time for my homies return to Anacostia! Let’s get a shout out for doze homies, LaDYnasty and CadillacJackson!
