Yo. I jus paid da bondsman, and I needa give a shout out to dat nukka Luda. Somebody finally said it–somebody other than AfroShizzle!
Luda said Hillary’s an uppity bitch, McCain should be in a wheelchair, and that Obama is gonna paint da White House BLACK. Also, he made sure to mention in his non-judgmental and easy to understand lyrbonics that the white republicans are skurred. Das right! Damn crackers better be skurred! Obama and his Baby Mama are gonna dominate the House, and ain’t shiet you can do, Whitey!

Yo! Dat’s wack! Mi’shell O’bama need to be eating mo’ pork rinds! Dat’s a skinny ass. Das right!