Posted in Uncategorized on August 1, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Gimme props, Slut
Yo. I jus paid da bondsman, and I needa give a shout out to dat nukka Luda. Somebody finally said it–somebody other than AfroShizzle!
Luda said Hillary’s an uppity bitch, McCain should be in a wheelchair, and that Obama is gonna paint da White House BLACK. Also, he made sure to mention in [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on August 1, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Well damn. Homies no be writing shiznit because we done gots ourselves ARRESTED. Weez just standing around looking at Tawana’s breasts, they be spilling out of her tanktop like a soo-namie! Den, we’s just standing around and dis guy comes up and he’s like, “I gots me some extra crack and I know you be [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on June 4, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Dere gonna be a black homey (what other kind of homey you think son?) in da WHITE house. We gonna rename it Da BLACK HOUSE! DAS RIGHT!
When dey get dat dere Michelle Obama, she be changing her name to Tawanda! You see! The White House will become all boarded up, with fried chicken on the [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 28, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Homies like riding bikes made for shorties. You ever see big old homies riding little bikes? Yeah, dat be us!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 27, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Homies like drive by’s yo! Drive by’s! Biggie. Tupac. Fo’ sho! Das’ Right!
Dat be hiz auttopsie pix or chitlins? I can’t tell!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
It’s no secret that White people love crack. How come you think they call em Crackers? However, after discovering some photographic evidence of a white dude reducing himself to prostitution in exchange for crack, Homies are now forced to admit that we like us some tight white bums–of the homosexual persuasion. Witness below a brotha [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on May 23, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Yo yo yo in da house!
Homies like gettin’ foreclosed on! ‘Das right!
Everyone deserve the American Dream. Me too. ‘Das right! I buy this house and get tax credits, but I is gonna get 4-klozed on because I don’t pay my bills on time!
I also don’t understand simple math as you can see from this article.
I [...]
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged grape drink, not juice on May 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Um, does it even need to be said? Homies be lovin Grape Drink!
Posted in Uncategorized on May 22, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
