It’s no secret that White people love crack. How come you think they call em Crackers? However, after discovering some photographic evidence of a white dude reducing himself to prostitution in exchange for crack, Homies are now forced to admit that we like us some tight white bums–of the homosexual persuasion. Witness below a brotha pointing out his love for the tight white ass:
At first I thought this was a lady crackhead ain’t nobody gonna be sayin that Homies are GAY! After all, gays are usually white queens, prancing around in their Dolce and Gabbana sunglasses with fake tans and waxed eyebrows. You ever see a black gay dude prancing around? Besides Michael Jackson?
Unfortunately, I zoomed in on the picture and saw the enormous, saggy white sack hanging between the white crackhead’s legs. Wrinkly old balls.
Anyway, though it is yet another travesty for the black community to witness gay sex involving a black individual, we got to consider a few things:
1. Just cuz you let a dude suck your dick it doesn’t make YOU gay.
2. We are challenging the stereotype of the “black crackhead,” and have successfully delivered a blow to the white community, as the Homie was not the one soliciting CRACK!
3. When in need of drugs, the white man will reduce himself to getting fucked in the ass! Say what you will about selling food stamps for heroin–they’re no better than us after all, and they take it in the butt!
